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Happy Bottom Bum Butter


Happy Bottom Bum Butter

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100% Natural Cycling Cream
This is a wonderful UK produced chamois balm.

Made from 100% natural ingredients including;
- clove oil for pain relief
- vegetable glycerine and Egyptian geranium oil absorbs to lower dermis, all the way in to really repair your damaged skin.
- Antiseptic and anti-bacterial tea tree oil to stop you growing diseases in your shorts

It's vegan and not tested on animals, plus it comes in recyclable PET container.

It's female friendly unlike some of the, errr, 'zingier' creams out there.

It's buttery consistency means it's absorbed quickly into the skin and doesn't give the feeling you get with some other products that you've emptied a pot of cream into your shorts (because you have!). It also means that 100ml tub goes a very long way, about 7,000 miles we reckon.

It's made in Dorset by pirates (really).

Endorsed and used by real pro cyclists:
- Lee Cragie the Ladies National Fatbike champion loves the Happy Bottom Bum Butter.
- Markus Stitz who rode round the world single speed is also a fan
- Karen Darke winner of a Gold Olympic medal in the Rio Olympics, using Happy Bottom Bum Butter.

It's also used by long distance walkers, ultra marathon runners, outdoor swimmers and other who suffer from chafing or friction.

Loads of great reviews on the interweb too, just Google it.
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Let me just say, this Bum Butter makes other products feel like using fibre grip!

Dave French | Sussex | May 2016


Quality product, especially liked the pre production labelling, clear and concise (hand written....."shove it up yer arse bro"

Ming the Merciless | City of the Dead (Eastbourne) | February 2016


After embarking on a gruelling 63mile Fat Bike ride today it was clear my fitness wasn't as it should be. The persistent 40mph wind fighting my every pedal stroke.

Luckily Charlie's Bum Butter was there to keep the nether regions in check. Smells good, lots of good stuff in there and not too greasy of sticky (unlike my fish and chip lunch).

10 out of 10 for this stuff! Excellent!

Phil jones | Southampton | February 2016


One of my team at work is off sick until January with a cycling related arse problem. Less of an abscess, more of an abyss. I thought I would send him a present of some "Bikemonger's Happy Bottom Bum Butter" from Charlie Hobbs. Lots of natural ingredients to heal and protect your tender area. It's vegan friendly and not tested on animals, but it is tested on arseholes. My man sausage was saved from severe abrasion by this product during the 50:50 gravel dash earlier this year. Get well soon Martyn Hughes!

Pat MonkeyBoy | Swanage | December 2015


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