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Bum Butter

Happy Bottom Bum Butter


Happy Bottom Bum Butter

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100% Natural Cycling Cream
This is a wonderful UK produced chamois balm.

Made from 100% natural ingredients including;
- clove oil for pain relief
- vegetable glycerine and Egyptian geranium oil absorbs to lower dermis, all the way in to really repair your damaged skin.
- Antiseptic and anti-bacterial tea tree oil to stop you growing diseases in your shorts

It's vegan and not tested on animals, plus it comes in recyclable PET container.

It's female friendly unlike some of the, errr, 'zingier' creams out there.

It's buttery consistency means it's absorbed quickly into the skin and doesn't give the feeling you get with some other products that you've emptied a pot of cream into your shorts (because you have!). It also means that 100ml tub goes a very long way, about 7,000 miles we reckon.

It's made in Dorset by pirates (really).

Endorsed and used by real pro cyclists:
- Lee Cragie the Ladies National Fatbike champion loves the Happy Bottom Bum Butter.
- Markus Stitz who rode round the world single speed is also a fan
- Karen Darke winner of a Gold Olympic medal in the Rio Olympics, using Happy Bottom Bum Butter.

It's also used by long distance walkers, ultra marathon runners, outdoor swimmers and other who suffer from chafing or friction.

Loads of great reviews on the interweb too, just Google it.
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Used this for soloing 24 hours at Mountain Mayhem. One application did the full 24 hours with no sores. Excellent.

One bit of advice though, if you have it in a tent at 30+'c, put it in an Ice box - it will melt otherwise and slop everywhere when you open it!!!

Martin Sim | Warwick | June 2017


I use this stuff on my nipples when I jog because I have man boobs and it stops the bleeding even on a long stomp! It works brilliantly and can be used by anyone who jogs or runs! From Olympians to people who jog so slow that dog walkers overtake them.... 🏃🐶

David Small | Poole | January 2017


GREAT FOR TRIATHLONS... I am so glad I discovered this butter. I started using it for triathlon training, and found that it can do it all. Obviously designed for your bottom and cycling, it’s also great for my armpits and neck when swimming in a wetsuit. It stops wetsuit rash and seems to repair you if you already have wetsuit rash. I have also used it on long runs.

James | Plymouth | December 2016


I am 20 stone and find chaffing due to my fattness and weight on the saddle, no matter which saddle, a real problem.

Have tried many of the brands here in the U.K. But after each ride my undercarriage is always a bit raw no matter what product I have used. This is an issue as I need to let my parts recover between rides, normally three or four days.

But this stuff has given me and my under carriage a new lease of life. I have managed to ride on consecutive days for the first time in a long time, no friction issues at all.

Praise the lord (or the bikemonger) :-)

Callum Swift | Bewdley, United Kingdom | December 2016


Excellent stuff. Works brilliantly as advertised, 100 miles of the Gravel Dash and no sore arse, marvellous. Also, as I discovered on the Dash, it makes great emergency chain lube! Seriously, it really does.

Rich B | Cambridge | May 2016


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