I got a sampler from the Dirty Reiver (I think) and liked it so much that when I saw it in my LBS Rider Cycle Centre in Skipton I bought a tub.

I really liked how a little went a long way, it meant I needed to take only a small pot on my Transcontinental Race. I used it twice a day and my entire 2400 miles were free of saddle sores.

Richard Gate | Leeds | April 2019

Effective against the onset of "Sauron's Arse on long distance walking events

mike | dorset | May 2018

Used on the recent LDWA 100 mile Marshals' Walk (in very hot weather) It repelled the onset of the condition known as "Sauron's Arse"

That gets my vote

mike | dorset | May 2018

Brilliant bum butter, makes your balls smell of flowers and has a slight analgesic effect. Goodbye Assoss, hello bum butter. I will be using this a lot on my SDW one day ride soon.

Will | Sunny Sussex, (well today at least) | May 2018

Hi. I did the Dirty Reiver in April this year and in the goody bag was a little pot of this stuff. It went in the garage in a draw and forgotten about. I recently had a tidy up and found this little pot of magic. I started my winter turbo stuff and tried this before I chucked it. I do have to say that it is by far the best I have had, ever, bar none. So I have just ordered the100g tub and ride happily ever after. 😁 And as a special bonus it comes from Swanage.I have very fond memories of this area as I did my school Geography field trip in 1984(gosh feel old) Durdle Door, Lulworth Cove, Chesil Beach the Needles n all that. Happy days indeed. And a happy Arse from now on. Cheers.

Mulloir | Driffield Yorkshire | December 2017