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Happy Bottom Bum Butter


Happy Bottom Bum Butter

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100% Natural Cycling Cream
This is a wonderful UK produced chamois balm.

Made from 100% natural ingredients including;
- clove oil for pain relief
- vegetable glycerine and Egyptian geranium oil absorbs to lower dermis, all the way in to really repair your damaged skin.
- Antiseptic and anti-bacterial tea tree oil to stop you growing diseases in your shorts

It's vegan and not tested on animals, plus it comes in recyclable PET container.

It's female friendly unlike some of the, errr, 'zingier' creams out there.

It's buttery consistency means it's absorbed quickly into the skin and doesn't give the feeling you get with some other products that you've emptied a pot of cream into your shorts (because you have!). It also means that 100ml tub goes a very long way, about 7,000 miles we reckon.

It's made in Dorset by pirates (really).

Endorsed and used by real pro cyclists:
- Lee Cragie the Ladies National Fatbike champion loves the Happy Bottom Bum Butter.
- Markus Stitz who rode round the world single speed is also a fan
- Karen Darke winner of a Gold Olympic medal in the Rio Olympics, using Happy Bottom Bum Butter.

It's also used by long distance walkers, ultra marathon runners, outdoor swimmers and other who suffer from chafing or friction.

Loads of great reviews on the interweb too, just Google it.
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I got a sampler from the Dirty Reiver (I think) and liked it so much that when I saw it in my LBS Rider Cycle Centre in Skipton I bought a tub.

I really liked how a little went a long way, it meant I needed to take only a small pot on my Transcontinental Race. I used it twice a day and my entire 2400 miles were free of saddle sores.

Richard Gate | Leeds | April 2019

Effective against the onset of "Sauron's Arse on long distance walking events

mike | dorset | May 2018

Used on the recent LDWA 100 mile Marshals' Walk (in very hot weather) It repelled the onset of the condition known as "Sauron's Arse"

That gets my vote

mike | dorset | May 2018

Brilliant bum butter, makes your balls smell of flowers and has a slight analgesic effect. Goodbye Assoss, hello bum butter. I will be using this a lot on my SDW one day ride soon.

Will | Sunny Sussex, (well today at least) | May 2018

Hi. I did the Dirty Reiver in April this year and in the goody bag was a little pot of this stuff. It went in the garage in a draw and forgotten about. I recently had a tidy up and found this little pot of magic. I started my winter turbo stuff and tried this before I chucked it. I do have to say that it is by far the best I have had, ever, bar none. So I have just ordered the100g tub and ride happily ever after. 😁 And as a special bonus it comes from Swanage.I have very fond memories of this area as I did my school Geography field trip in 1984(gosh feel old) Durdle Door, Lulworth Cove, Chesil Beach the Needles n all that. Happy days indeed. And a happy Arse from now on. Cheers.

Mulloir | Driffield Yorkshire | December 2017

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