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Happy Bottom Bum Butter


Happy Bottom Bum Butter

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100% Natural Cycling Cream
This is a wonderful UK produced chamois balm.

Made from 100% natural ingredients including;
- clove oil for pain relief
- vegetable glycerine and Egyptian geranium oil absorbs to lower dermis, all the way in to really repair your damaged skin.
- Antiseptic and anti-bacterial tea tree oil to stop you growing diseases in your shorts

It's vegan and not tested on animals, plus it comes in recyclable PET container.

It's female friendly unlike some of the, errr, 'zingier' creams out there.

It's buttery consistency means it's absorbed quickly into the skin and doesn't give the feeling you get with some other products that you've emptied a pot of cream into your shorts (because you have!). It also means that 100ml tub goes a very long way, about 7,000 miles we reckon.

It's made in Dorset by pirates (really).

Endorsed and used by real pro cyclists:
- Lee Cragie the Ladies National Fatbike champion loves the Happy Bottom Bum Butter.
- Markus Stitz who rode round the world single speed is also a fan
- Karen Darke winner of a Gold Olympic medal in the Rio Olympics, using Happy Bottom Bum Butter.

It's also used by long distance walkers, ultra marathon runners, outdoor swimmers and other who suffer from chafing or friction.

Loads of great reviews on the interweb too, just Google it.
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Richard Gate - Leeds

I got a sampler from the Dirty Reiver (I think) and liked it so much that when I saw it in my LBS Rider Cycle Centre in Skipton I bought a tub.

I really liked how a little went a long way, it meant I needed to take only a small pot on my Transcontinental Race. I used it twice a day and my entire 2400 miles were free of saddle sores.

mike - dorset

Effective against the onset of "Sauron's Arse on long distance walking events

mike - dorset

Used on the recent LDWA 100 mile Marshals' Walk (in very hot weather) It repelled the onset of the condition known as "Sauron's Arse"

That gets my vote

Will - Sunny Sussex, (well today at least)

Brilliant bum butter, makes your balls smell of flowers and has a slight analgesic effect. Goodbye Assoss, hello bum butter. I will be using this a lot on my SDW one day ride soon.

Mulloir - Driffield Yorkshire

Hi. I did the Dirty Reiver in April this year and in the goody bag was a little pot of this stuff. It went in the garage in a draw and forgotten about. I recently had a tidy up and found this little pot of magic. I started my winter turbo stuff and tried this before I chucked it. I do have to say that it is by far the best I have had, ever, bar none. So I have just ordered the100g tub and ride happily ever after. 😁 And as a special bonus it comes from Swanage.I have very fond memories of this area as I did my school Geography field trip in 1984(gosh feel old) Durdle Door, Lulworth Cove, Chesil Beach the Needles n all that. Happy days indeed. And a happy Arse from now on. Cheers.

Martin Sim - Warwick

Used this for soloing 24 hours at Mountain Mayhem. One application did the full 24 hours with no sores. Excellent.

One bit of advice though, if you have it in a tent at 30+'c, put it in an Ice box - it will melt otherwise and slop everywhere when you open it!!!

David Small - Poole

I use this stuff on my nipples when I jog because I have man boobs and it stops the bleeding even on a long stomp! It works brilliantly and can be used by anyone who jogs or runs! From Olympians to people who jog so slow that dog walkers overtake them.... 🏃🐶

James - Plymouth

GREAT FOR TRIATHLONS... I am so glad I discovered this butter. I started using it for triathlon training, and found that it can do it all. Obviously designed for your bottom and cycling, it’s also great for my armpits and neck when swimming in a wetsuit. It stops wetsuit rash and seems to repair you if you already have wetsuit rash. I have also used it on long runs.

Callum Swift - Bewdley, United Kingdom

I am 20 stone and find chaffing due to my fattness and weight on the saddle, no matter which saddle, a real problem.

Have tried many of the brands here in the U.K. But after each ride my undercarriage is always a bit raw no matter what product I have used. This is an issue as I need to let my parts recover between rides, normally three or four days.

But this stuff has given me and my under carriage a new lease of life. I have managed to ride on consecutive days for the first time in a long time, no friction issues at all.

Praise the lord (or the bikemonger) :-)

Rich B - Cambridge

Excellent stuff. Works brilliantly as advertised, 100 miles of the Gravel Dash and no sore arse, marvellous. Also, as I discovered on the Dash, it makes great emergency chain lube! Seriously, it really does.

Dave French - Sussex

Let me just say, this Bum Butter makes other products feel like using fibre grip!

Ming the Merciless - City of the Dead (Eastbourne)

Quality product, especially liked the pre production labelling, clear and concise (hand written....."shove it up yer arse bro"

Phil jones - Southampton

After embarking on a gruelling 63mile Fat Bike ride today it was clear my fitness wasn't as it should be. The persistent 40mph wind fighting my every pedal stroke.

Luckily Charlie's Bum Butter was there to keep the nether regions in check. Smells good, lots of good stuff in there and not too greasy of sticky (unlike my fish and chip lunch).

10 out of 10 for this stuff! Excellent!

Pat MonkeyBoy - Swanage

One of my team at work is off sick until January with a cycling related arse problem. Less of an abscess, more of an abyss. I thought I would send him a present of some "Bikemonger's Happy Bottom Bum Butter" from Charlie Hobbs. Lots of natural ingredients to heal and protect your tender area. It's vegan friendly and not tested on animals, but it is tested on arseholes. My man sausage was saved from severe abrasion by this product during the 50:50 gravel dash earlier this year. Get well soon Martyn Hughes!